If you were a detective (fictional or real), who would be your arch nemesis? Would you have a catch phrase? If so, what would it be?
Fictional me is, first off, a horrible detective. I am absolutely terrible at what I do. I miss little details constantly. I miss medium-size details. ...I prettymuch miss even pretty big, obvious details that even small children notice before I do. I don't even know what detectives do. They...I detect?...whatever. I'm drunk constantly. The only reason I got my job as a detect...er...person is because I live in a very small town where everyone's also too drunk to notice I don't know what I'm doing and I thought it'd be a great title to come back to my high school reunion with.
That said, my arch nemesis is a guy from out of town known only (mysteriously) as Steve. Steve routinely sets out to sabotage me, usually by going up to people when I'm on a case and saying things like, "You know, I'm pretty sure she's not actually a detective. I mean, she's taking down what you say with a crayon on a paper placemat treasure map she found at McDonalds. Look, she's not even writing down what you're saying. She's coloring Grimace in. And that's not even a purple crayon. Grimace isn't red. What...why are you still telling her things?"
But I'm a fighter, determined to never let him have the upper hand, evident in my catchphrase of "Shut up, Steve".