Hmmmmm...no beer. No beer left in this house. There's a Mike's Hard Lemonade, but...but not same as beer! Not at all! Clearly, this must be solved. But it can't be solved like LAST time...

Heidi: *flips open phone and hits button*
TV's Neil Patrick Harris: *groggily on other line* Hello?
Heidi: TV's Neil Patrick Harris, do you have beer?
TV's Neil Patrick Harris: NO. *click*
Heidi: Hm. Oh! *pushes another button*
Jason Bateman: Hello?
Heidi: Jason Bateman, do YOU have beer?
Jason: Silly, silly Heidi. Of course I do. But it's mine. I suggest you try a store specializing in groceries.
Heidi: What a fine idea. *hangs up and dials a store specializing in groceries*
Clerk: Safeway...
Heidi: GIVE TO ME BEER NOW.
Clerk: Pfft. Chfft. Mffft. You have to come get it and pay me.
Heidi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO. *throws phone in fireplace. It explodes.*
*There's a knock at the door*
Heidi: BEER! *she opens the door. It is not beer, but a small child.*
Child: Would you like to buy some chocolates for the school carnival?
Heidi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO. *throws child into fireplace. He explodes*
*the doorbell rings*
Heidi: BEER AT LAST? *opens door only to find a mullet-rock band*
Journey: Journey-gram!
Heidi: NOOOOOOOOOOO. *throws Journey into Fireplace, they explode*
Heidi: Wait a second. *looks in fridge again only to find BEER* It was here all along, just hiding behind the milk!

Editor's Note: It's important to picture every character involved as sporting a curly-q moustache. ...except for Journey.