Tonight, Shortbus Nate tried to walk up a box. Saddened and confused by the fact that he could not, he wrote a letter to gravity to complain.

DEAR GRAVETI,

I am natecat and you are mean to me lots. WHY BOX WON'T? I walk like on the floor and fall and pants? Ow. I cant drink juice, because I'm a cat.

Love,
Batman