My dad has Ondemand, and so I took a sneak peek at the new Surreal Life (which premiers tomorrow night!). Well...my Balki ain't what he used to be. He's, uh, on the creepier side.

This saddens me. I have to go find all my other crushes now and tell them to never ever buy Hawaiian shirts, go bald, or grope skanky housemates.

I would still jump him, though. I'd just have to burn his wardrobe first.