Why, beer and gummi worms and listening to that Starship song you swear you don't actually like but somehow ended up downloading after watching the end credits of "Mannequin"!

AAAND WE CAN BUILD THIS THING TOGETHER, STAND THIS STRONG FOREVER, NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US NOW...oh, good god, what am I doing?

Did you know gummi worms make GREAT goatees?


I apologize for all ensuing nightmares.

Wait. No I don't.

Note: Every time I dig through my purse, there is a package of gummi worms in it. The logic, she has no place in my life.

Huh huh huh, these gummi worms have heads.