While reorganizing old papers, my dad found Woody's "get out of jail" pound papers from five years ago. It has such a cute behavioral write-up! It says:

"May be housetrained, easy to handle, mentally and physically sensitive, somewhat dependent. Woody spent his life outdoors and shows some of the typical behaviors of an outdoor dog--he gets overly excited when in the company of people and jumps and can become mouthy. He needs to find a home where he can be a real part of the family."

Aaaawwww...before me, he was in a kennel all day. His old owners had a two year old kid, another dog, and "could not take care of him anymore" after having him for three years. Looooooooosers.

I don't even know how I housetrained him! I think he just magically knows everything ever. D'aaw, Woody.