I dobn't usually post my dreams, but I had a frighteningly vivid one about Robert Downey, Jr. pursuing me for baby-making last night.

I was back at good ol' Tamalpais High School, walking around. Mr. Downey Jr. came up to me and said, "My god, you're beautiful. Do you want to go have sex? Pleeeaaase?" Let it be noted he had crack eyes.

So, I thought to myself, "WHOA! Having sex with Robert Downey Jr.? Think of the kitsch value!" So, I turned to him and said, "Yes. We should be naughty people and do it in the school gazebo."

Dream schools always have gazebos.

So, I ran off to go get some, um, condoms, and his sister joined him while I was gone. They proceeded to plot in my absence.

Sister: You have chosen the mother?
Robert: Yes. She will make EXCELLENT babies for us.
Sister: GOOD. GOOOOOOD. The Downeys shall prevail!

I got back and showed him the colorful array of condoms that I had chosen. He then gasped. "But...but you are to make my children! I won't have any birth control dealings!" Well. I laughed and said "Well then. Since I eat babies, I guess I won't be meeting you in the gazebo tonight."

And that's when my cat decided it was a good time to whine in my ear.