I bartended last night for Lisa's (dad's girlfriend) big family party. I made the entire cost of my bartendin' uniform back in tips! ...$20. Lawd, it was fun. I finally mastered the art of champagne-opening (whatdya know? It doesn't involve pointing the bottle as far away from your face as possible and screaming once it launches out into the universe). I am wicked with my cork-screw.

I also got to play dj with my ipod and speakers. I turned an entire crowd on to the sounds of Squirrel Nut Zippers and Louis Prima (is there any better music for $75 wine? NO!), and boy did I ever designate myself the official wine-taster. *hic*

It was all very Isaac. I did in fact use the finger guns at some point.

I also used the phrase "Look, you mug, in here we serve drinks that'll get a man DRUNK." ...but that was to my dad.