Well. Last night in my drunken haze, I witnessed an atomic wedgie for the first time. There might have been a dogpile on me, too. ...yes. Yes, there was definetly a dogpile on me. I remember giggle-wheezing. Aaaand maybe mixing brandy, coffee liquer and milk and daring people to drink my White Frenchman (just a note: COFFEE/BRANDY DOES NOT WORK and you should never, ever, ever make a White Frenchman)

Now I'm going to eat stuff because I AM A BOTTOMLESS PIT OF ULTIMATE DARKNESS!...OF FOOD!!