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Apr. 28th, 2008

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I'm only getting 300 bucks back for my "stimulus" package? THAT'S IT, I'm defecting to France.

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[info]cog1201 wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
oh well I was reading that I could get up to 600 or perhaps 300 I am not sure, or I could get less depending on what the feds think I desearve. Which tells me I am going to get a quarter.
[info]hmfeelyat wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
I will promptly get a letter after getting my check saying, "I heard you making fun of your free money. GIVE IT BACK."
[info]cog1201 wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
lol, it might happen!
[info]dbrycegh wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
Vive la France!
[info]hmfeelyat wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 11:11 pm (UTC)
OUI!!
[info]wittybib wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
If you're gonna defect, at least defeat somewhere GOOD. Pick a nice island or somewhere where they have sexy accents. Personally, I'm a fan of Australia. It's my life's goal to find a hot, dark Italian man who has an Australian accent. I figure there must be at least one, right?
[info]hmfeelyat wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 11:08 pm (UTC)
We seem to share the exact same life goals. I hope there are two of them running around...
[info]wittybib wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2008 02:46 am (UTC)
I'll pray for twins.
[info]cog1201 wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
They exist, I have met them. If you really want to meet an Aussie call around to british pubs and see if any of them show "Australian Rules Football" there and on what nights or find an club for guys who play that. Its like the national sport of down under and any place that either show it or let them play it is crawling with Aussie guys.
[info]hmfeelyat wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 11:14 pm (UTC)
I smell a new hobby!
[info]cog1201 wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 11:15 pm (UTC)
I learned all of this because my friend married and australian man. And let me tell you my friend, very average looking, he husband, smokin hot.
[info]jeertastic wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 10:53 pm (UTC)
That's one Tricky Dick bill!

Also, why do I giggle every time I hear the word "stimulus"? It sounds so dirty!
[info]hmfeelyat wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)
Well, I tell you this--America's fixing to fake its orgasm so the government will stop half-assedly trying to stimulate it and just go to sleep.
[info]motorwill wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2008 04:48 am (UTC)
yeah, that's what I got, too. I stick my tongue out @ the govt.
[info]risen_again wrote:
Apr. 29th, 2008 05:01 pm (UTC)
Yay..that'll buy..what anymore? A pair of socks? I'm paying off a hospital bill with mine. Big fucking deal. :) I'll probably get a sassy letter from the government telling me to return mine, too.

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There is a toast guy poking my ass., Telefrancais!, The cat's bigger than me. Oh shit., emergency pudding, MERV GRIFFIN!, THE HYPNOTOAD, dig that skull up yourself danny?, Don knotts is a PIMP, That's sort of me..., SedaGIVE?, drinky crow, artie FUNK!, yipyipyipyip..., Woody is HUGE, kermit bites vincent price
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