1. My username is ______ because ______.

My username is hmfeelyat because it gooshes two things I love (The A-Team and Kids in the Hall) together. "HM" if for "Howling Mad Murdock", and "feelyat" is a Kids in the Hall sketch about...um, well, experience it for yourself:


2. My name is _____ because ______.

Okay, I do not know if this refers to my real name or lj name either, so I will explain both. My name is Heidi because my mother wanted her daughter to be just like the Heidi in the book Heidi (You know, I do know a Claire, but I'm pretty sure she can walk. Also, zoning laws prohibit me from tending a herd of goats.) My lj name is "Double Reverse Racism Times Nine" because that is how the white R&B group 3 times 1 minus 1 describes being discriminated against by other white people in a Mr. Show sketch. In fact...have that one, too!


3. My journal is titled ____ because ____.

"Der Rat Kellar" because I love The Rutles (a Beatles spoof, for those who don't know). And that is the night club that the Rutles got their start at in Hamburg. My screen names on the internet have included "rat" in some form in them ever since 1996, so it works that way, too. Anyhow...youtube is so helpful. Have another clip!


4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.

Rodently Chewed and Mouse Masticated because that's a line in the clip above. It goes with the theme, see? SEE? Anyhow, that means you're all being eaten by rats.


5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.

A cartoon of something that sort of looks like me drinking beer, saying "I hit children" because I think that describes me perfectly. I DO hit them. While drinking beer.

6. My LJ name (you know how you can change that sort of sub-name thing?) is:

"That is a cellar of rats...not a seller of rats". Because, once again, refer to the Rutles clip. I needed to clarify.