Der Rat Kellar -

Apr. 23rd, 2008

12:45 AM

I'd just like to say that James Spader needs to be my pool boy now.

James Spader: But Heidi, I keep telling you, you don't have a pool.
Heidi: Well, then...unclog my shower.
James Spader: Most people hire plumbers for that.
Heidi: Most people say for you to shut up and clean my pool!
James Spader: You don't HAVE a--
Heidi: And be naked.
James Spader: No!
Heidi: You sass me again, and you're fired. And naked.
James Spader: I didn't even apply for a job!
Heidi: Then why are you here?
James Spader: You're in MY house!
Heidi: Well, do you have a pool?
James Spader: Yes I do.
Heidi; Then HOP TO IT.
James Spader: ...god damnit. *grabs a skimmer net*

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22by7 wrote:

Apr. 23rd, 2008 12:38 pm (UTC)

god DAMMIT where did i put my copy of 'secretary'?

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jamayia wrote:

Apr. 23rd, 2008 01:25 pm (UTC)

I was just thinking of that. He is so damn sexy in that movie it's almost supernatural.

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inlaterdays wrote:

Apr. 23rd, 2008 02:40 pm (UTC)

Thirded.

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hmfeelyat wrote:

Apr. 23rd, 2008 04:49 pm (UTC)

FOURTHDED.

Say, that isn't entirely a word.

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thehunter wrote:

Apr. 23rd, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)

Fifthed! Now I have to go home and watch Boston Legal...

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hmfeelyat wrote:

Apr. 23rd, 2008 05:04 pm (UTC)

I, uh...didn't steal it and hide it in my house. No sir. *cough*

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midlife_wreck wrote:

Apr. 23rd, 2008 03:05 pm (UTC)

I have a pool and I need a pool boy. If you bring James Spader, you're welcome to move in. We can sit on the deck, drinking and smoking cigars, and watch him work.

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