Yesterday, I started watching last week's South Park about the internet going down. I was just getting to the part where everybody in town fled to Starbucks in mass hysteria to try and see if IT had any internet and thinking to myself, "HA HA HA, fools! You're all freaking out and running around like headless chickens. Look what the internet has made you into! I laugh!"...when right at that moment MY INTERNET WENT DOWN AND STAYED DOWN THE WHOLE DAY.

Fuck you, poetic justice!